M: "Mommy! L keeps calling me things I don't like!"
Mommy (thinking these must be offensive names): "Like what?"
M: "Curious George and Peanut and M!"
(M is his given name and the other 2 are standard nicknames)
Mommy: "Well, what should he call you?"
M (highly annoyed): "Super Sonic and Batman and all the other stuff I made up!"