Kid Food

Cr is studying and I've got a cold, so I served the boys "kid food" for dinner. One of the items on the menu was curly fries.

I gave M his plate and he started crying.

M (through tears): I don't want these kind. I don't want these fries.
Mommy: They're french fries. Eat them.
M (with even more tears): I don't like them! They make me nervous!